my father's yearbook.

When we were kids, one of my brothers found our father's senior yearbook. His quote was, "Skiing. The only way to fly."

My brother read it out loud, and said, "Wow. That's pretty corny."

Then our mother piped up, "He didn't write that!"

My brother shouted, "Well, who wrote it? What did he actually write?"

She shouted back, "His ski instructor wrote it. He wrote something rude, and they wouldn't publish it."