my medical file

doctor: It says in your file that you're gay.

me: That's in my file? You keep track of that? Why is it even important? I've dated men and women. And sometimes both at once. A while ago. Briefly. It was a short-term thing. And they knew about each other.

I'm thinking, "Goddamn. Keep it together, Thea."

doctor: So, anyway. There's no chance that you're pregnant? Because the drugs we're giving you could be a problem if you are.