for the first two-thirds of the conversation, consult wikipedia

me: ...and that's how autoerotic asphyxiation works.

new roommate: I never knew that.

me: and that's why I keep a belt on my nightstand.

I moved again, back to Commercial Drive (again) from Main Street (again). If you want to keep track, I moved to Commercial Drive three years ago, then to Main Street, then back to Commercial Drive, then to Main Street, and now I'm back on Commercial Drive.