Holiday Highlights

-I dressed up as an elf for work. I ended up looking more like a homeless elf.

-I was invited to two turkey dinners at friends places. Twice the food comas, none of the clean-up.

-my mother got me a gift which she claims, "every twenty five year old man wants". Last year a co-worker of mine asked me if I was a man. I don't think I look very masculine, so I decided to test it by trying to start a rumour that I'm transgendered. Nobody bit except, apparently, my own mother.

-my friends Corey and Rory bought me a sandwich grill, so I've been eating reubens almost every day since Christmas Day. I've got more swiss cheese flowing through my veins than I have blood. If they had a breathalyzer for cheese intake, it would be illegal for me to drive.