Monday, November 23, 2009

where I get it from

As usual, conversations with my mother are an excellent source of blog fodder.

mom: ...so James loaned me his paintball gun. That's not illegal, is it? Shooting people who come onto my lawn?

me: if they're gonna start cracking down on that activity in your neighbourhood, I doubt they'll start with you. Why don't you just set up a trip wire?

mom: we didn't have the stuff to make one.

...

mom: when I visited your little cousins in Toronto, I told them about the time I took them to the circus.

me: you never took them to the circus.

mom: I know. I'm trying to implant false memories.

1 Comments:

At 5:40 PM, Blogger Klaatu said...

Your mom's gonna taze the paperboy. It's only a matter of time.

 

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