Thursday, August 20, 2009

the worst way to break the news

my mom: Why did you spend fifty dollars on liquor?

me: I'm drinking for two.

1 Comments:

At 2:12 PM, Blogger Klaatu said...

You must be from Kentucky.
Thats where the toothbrush was invented by the way. How do I know it was invented in Kentucky?
It it was from anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

 

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