I ruin conversations
mom: so, I just wanted to make sure that you're going to the doctor for annual check-ups.
me: don't worry about that; I get one every time I have an abortion.
Regan: Wow, Cecile has some nice biceps.
Me: That's nothing. You should see her thighs!
3 Comments:
At least you made that comment about someone named Cecile, as opposed to making it about your mom.
(Too far?)
any further and I would have to send this comment over to Man vs Clown.
Don't think of it as ruining, but enhancing the conversation.
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