Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I still don't understand why this relationship didn't work out

Tim: I'm tired, but I know if I go to bed now, I wont be able to fall asleep.

me: a warm glass of milk might help. Laced with a little GHB.

Tim: I don't think I have any milk.

me: a warm glass of GHB should do it.

Tim: I'm pretty sure that would kill me.

me: that's ok, even if you die, your body will stay warm and soft, long enough to be raped.


At 3:45 PM, Blogger Dickolas Wang said...

Then it will go rigid, enough to... you know what, never mind.


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