More Texts from my Ex

Much to my delight, my ex continues to text me variations on the word "Butt". On Christmas Day, he texted me "Christmas Butts". I acted annoyed, but we all know I loved it.


him: There is a sign up in someone's yard in Richmond. It reads, "No Butts".

me: I think this is the best one yet.

him: It is a real sign though. It fits with my running gag, but also I am very confused

me: You need to send me a picture if you expect me to believe you. A selfie is preferable.

him: I mean, naturally my dick is gonna be in the frame.