Sunday, April 16, 2006

Order of Execution

While on a study break, I contemplated whether to refill my water bottle or go to the washroom first. If I refilled the water bottle first, that would allow more time for my bladder to fill up, and therefore a longer time before I would need another washroom break, and more time to study.

However, that would also mean that I would have to leave an unattended bottle of water on the counter for a minute, and there is a small but positive chance that some lunatic could poison the water. Then I realized that poisoned water is a legitimate reason for having an exam deferred, which would give me even more time for studying.

So for maximum possible study time, I refilled the water bottle first. I suppose that there is also a small chance that poisoned water could kill me, but it's exam time and I'm living on the edge.

2 Comments:

At 8:16 PM, Blogger G said...

you done exams yet?

 
At 10:38 PM, Blogger chibijoyce said...

for you thea!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw

 

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