Another Great Idea

I frequently fall asleep in my clothes. The next morning I'm hesitant to change -since I'm already dressed, it would be a waste of time. But my floormates might notice if I wore the same thing two days in a row, so I waste a good five minutes picking out a new set of clothes that match and changing into them.

I finally came up with a solution. I should buy 20 identical outfits. Twenty each of blue jeans, red t-shirt, dark grey sweater. Then they would have no idea if I had changed or not, and I wouldn't waste time finding things that match. You might think that it's the opposite, that they would think I never changed, but eventually they would either ask about it or see me doing my laundry.

Another benefit is that it would give me a cartoon character-like quality, so I could get away with more. If I always wore the same exact outfit, maybe people would be more accepting of me eating luncheon meat straight out of the can.