A New Twist on an Old Favourite

The cafeteria has a little fruit fly problem. Fruit flies aren't a big deal, but when they crawl up into the orange juice machine, die, then get dispensed by the dozen into your orange juice, your appetite is affected. This is why I stopped getting orange juice. Today I really wanted orange juice, so I decided to go for it anyway. I was surprised and delighted to find my orange juice completely free of dead flies!

As if that wasn't enough to make my day, a squirrel just smacked into my window.