A New Twist on an Old Favourite
The cafeteria has a little fruit fly problem. Fruit flies aren't a big deal, but when they crawl up into the orange juice machine, die, then get dispensed by the dozen into your orange juice, your appetite is affected. This is why I stopped getting orange juice. Today I really wanted orange juice, so I decided to go for it anyway. I was surprised and delighted to find my orange juice completely free of dead flies!
As if that wasn't enough to make my day, a squirrel just smacked into my window.
7 Comments:
didn't you give me some orange juice on saturday?
I picked the dead flies out of it for you.
actually, when I gave you orange juice, I used the machine right after I saw someone else use it (he flushed out all the flies into his drink).
That was considerate of you.
I was wondering why you didn't drink the juice yourself...
You-lured-that-squirrel-with-food
didn't-you...
keyboard still broken, eh Thomas.
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