Thursday, May 03, 2007

I can't pretend to regret saying these things

to my uptight roommate:

Why would I wear sandals in the shower? I'm the one with the weird foot disease. I'm the reason you wear sandals in the shower.


in front of my boyfriend:

You know how when you're a kid and you're chewing gum and it runs out of flavour, instead of spitting it out and getting another, you sometimes just add the new piece in with the old? I'm thinking of getting an additional boyfriend.

3 Comments:

At 8:48 AM, Blogger Peter Lynn said...

Well done! These are indeed not things you shouldn't have said.

 
At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Nic said...

Your honesty is refreshing.
Your smart-assed coments are hilarious.

Keep up the good reads!

 
At 9:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feck Thea you are a genius.

By the way I went to the Kitchen Corner on 4th to buy some markers. The employee there was the most depressed looking guy I've ever seen. I totally want to work there now.

-Cameron Funnell

 

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