The Strike Continues

Since the civic workers strike started two months ago, my roommate and I have come up with some new ways to get rid of our garbage:

-have a yard sale in which we sell our old belongings, inconspicuously stuffed with garbage. For example, our tv has a lot of empty space inside it which could be filled. Also our old kettle, which would be a bonus since the kettle is broken and thus garbage itself.

-start up a bean-bag chair business. Simply sew large, sturdy cloth bags, insert full black garbage bag, attach price tag.

I also suggested that we try flushing more things, but if you've ever lived in a building with a garbage chute, you'll know that lazy people who can't fit their garbage down the chute will leave it beside the chute door. We figured that it would only be a matter of time before we're walking past old mattresses and car parts to get to the toilet.