Tuesday, November 22, 2011

I have a friend named Dick. He gave me his email address.

subject: new idea
from: thea
date: Monday, November 21, 2011 9:52 pm
to: Dick

I have a new idea for a web series starring you.

Each episode will feature a different tip about housework, relationships, cooking, landscaping, etc. The series will be called "Dick Tips". The episodes will open with you introducing yourself followed by the featured tip. Then you will demonstrate the tip, and close with "this has been Dick Tips with Dick Wang".

The first episode will feature the following tip:
Run the hot water while you're taking a dump. That way you'll have an alibi for the steamed up windows.

Let me know if you're in.


Friday, November 04, 2011

philosophical conversation

Tim: a wizard transforms you into a sandwich.

me: delicious!

Tim: who do you want to eat you? You may only choose from dead people.