Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Adulthood, continued.

I blew about five hundred dollars on Lego this month. Every time I go to the Lego store, I go with a very specific item in mind (I'm trying to build a frat boy Lego robot, which Tim and I have already named "Robobro") and I leave with something I don't need at all. I bought two Lego trains. I could explain how they're really completely different, and why I felt like I needed both of them, but every time I do that I sound crazy (but seriously they really are completely different).

Speaking of adulthood, I've been thinking about trying the dating thing again. A few friends have suggested making an online dating profile, but I could never do that. Partly because I don't want to, but mostly because every time I try to do that, I make a profile that's filled with jokes and sarcasm.

for example, when asked to list my hobbies and interests:

Analyzing jokes until they are no longer funny, weather-based small talk, and tooth decay.

If anyone needs me, I'll be playing with Lego in my room.