Tuesday, September 11, 2012


Yesterday I went downtown to see my friend and his mom. While we were walking, we passed a couple with a large disparity in attractiveness.

friend: Why can't I get that? All I want is a beautiful woman who's into an average guy like myself.

me: Call me crazy, but I really want someone with a good personality.

friend's mom: Yeah, that's what ugly people always say.

I'm pretty sure this is a line from a movie, but damn was she quick with it.