Monday, June 13, 2011


"Sports are great because everyone's on board. It's like racism."
-my friend Carson

As you probably already know, Canucks fans (most Vancouverites) are pretty excited about the Stanley Cup
playoffs. I'm not really into hockey, but I could easily jump on this bandwagon and feign interest. Or I could pretend to know even less about it than I actually know, and convince my boss to do the same. Here's how that went:

me: hey boss! Our team won the game. Put on your special shirt.

boss: *grins and pulls out a Canucks jersey*

both: goooooooooooooooo SPORTS! *high five*

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

for the first two-thirds of the conversation, consult wikipedia

me: ...and that's how autoerotic asphyxiation works.

new roommate: I never knew that.

me: and that's why I keep a belt on my nightstand.

I moved again, back to Commercial Drive (again) from Main Street (again). If you want to keep track, I moved to Commercial Drive three years ago, then to Main Street, then back to Commercial Drive, then to Main Street, and now I'm back on Commercial Drive.