Monday, October 29, 2018

thanks, guys

Ever since my Liz Lemon-esq bathroom incident, my co-workers have been improving workplace morale with lighthearted jokes about my gender. That is, it started as lighthearted jokes. They may have crossed into grade-A comedy. At the very least, a blog post that writes itself.


co-worker (to pregnant co-worker): Good weekend?

pregnant co-worker: Yeah, we did our gender reveal party.

co-worker (to me): That's a great idea, you should have one too. Everyone's dying to know.


...


female co-worker: I tried to get you on my bowling team, but the social committee wants to have one girl per team.

me: Did you tell them that I-

female co-worker: Have ambiguous genitalia, yes.