Sunday, August 31, 2014


Nothing creates the illusion of success like having your own office. I was recently given my own office at work, which is great because I like to feel important, and yelling at my brother from my bunk bed just wasn't cutting it anymore.

I am compiling a list of "office pranks". Spoiler alert: so far, 100% of them are just farting and then calling everyone into your office, shutting the door and forcing them to breathe in your fart.

Life continues to go well for me. I used to have nightmares about financial problems, but last week I dreamed that it was November 26th and I had forgotten to get excited about Christmas. My life is very privileged.