Merry Happy Christmas!

 And a very happy 20th anniversary to me and my favourite hoodie. Here's to another 20 years together!

Shower thoughts

Completely forgetting that my bathtub drain was very clogged, I started my shower by letting loose with a full bladder (please don't pretend that you're surprised; we all know I'm a disgusting, disgusting human (and besides, it's all pipes)). I turned off the water as soon as I realized what was happening. Then I had to stand in a rapidly cooling pool of my own urine for 5 minutes while it drained. Plenty of time to think about what I had done, and all the different directions my life could have gone.