Royal Sex Offender Registry

Pictures of the Royal family keep popping up in my news feed (despite me repeatedly typing "no more pictures of the royal family please" into my browser). I noticed, like so many have, that Prince William has aged poorly. "He used to be hot!" I thought to myself. He was on the cover of some teen magazine when I was in high school, wasn't he? Then, without thinking, I went to Google Images and typed, "Hot teenage Prince William".

I realized what I was doing before I hit enter, but I assume I'm on a list somewhere anyway.