Saturday, March 26, 2016

I'm gross.

(This is the sort of thing that I would do, whilst swearing to myself that I would never tell anyone, and then immediately tell everyone. Might as well post it here.)

I had just packed for a trip when I remembered I had to brush my teeth. My brand new toothbrush was already packed into my very compact backpack, and my old toothbrush had just been thrown into the garbage. My ride was waiting for me outside. I had a choice to make.

So, I fished my old toothbrush out of the garbage, brushed my teeth, and put it back in the garbage.