unexpected
Yesterday I went downtown to see my friend and his mom. While we were walking, we passed a couple with a large disparity in attractiveness.
friend: Why can't I get that? All I want is a beautiful woman who's into an average guy like myself.
me: Call me crazy, but I really want someone with a good personality.
friend's mom: Yeah, that's what ugly people always say.
I'm pretty sure this is a line from a movie, but damn was she quick with it.